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I Think My Ex​-​Boyfriend Listens to​.​.​.

by SL.AP

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    SL.AP's second LP, recorded in July and written in March of 2020. Includes 11 tracks and bonus images related to the album with the purchase.
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1.
Hello! 01:50
2.
Grow up and move out Get your ass off your mom's couch You're 18 you need to get a life By 20 I expect a wife We're tired of your snottiness You're dirty and you reek of piss We expected more maturity Throw away that Circle Jerks CD! (Hey Betty, have you heard that new SL.AP record? I heard it was really good!) (Ew, SL.AP? I think my ex-boyfriend listens to SL.AP!) It's time to grow up and move on Act your age and play along Your sense of humor's immature That's why you're alone I'm sure I'm tired of your worrying I'm tired of this constant ring In my ear, you need to go Get a grip get some control! (I thought this was supposed to be my peak?)
3.
Boneless 03:09
I cannot stand I have no bones I have no house or place of my own I've got no nerves I'm never shocked Listen to the prophet wearing Docs I know what's real punk rock you're just a part of the flock Can't shut up I always talk Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Barely can live with it Big reviewer man Dictates my thoughts Or what's yet to rot Consume until it hurts Black Flag T-shirt Until they say it's a sin Changing constantly, I can't win Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Barely can live with it The amazing spineless, boneless man The amazing spineless, boneless man The amazing spineless, boneless man If there's a trend he'll try to jump if he can Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Boneless and a hypocrite Barely can live with it I barely can live with it I barely can live with it Myself! (Random studio noise)
4.
Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no Yeah! Some folks inherit star spangled eyes Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord And when you ask them, "How much should we give?" Ooh, they only answer, "More! More! More!" Yo It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no, no It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, oh But when the taxman comes to the door Lord, the house looks like a Roman Cell, yes It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate, son It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no military/senator's son, one It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
5.
I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! Living in Hollywood My life is better than good But I haven't said a funny word or phrase Since the 90's! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! Real Rob wasn't half bad Should've stuck to State Farm ads Thank God that Ellie didn't get Autism from vaccinations! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm Rob Schneider!
6.
Brothers and sisters! You're gathered here today To strip the Earth Of all that it can pay! Boss gets a dollar, you get a dime Still convinced it's not a crime You know you'd do it if you could Anyone with half a brain knows that Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Let's go! Blue collar workers We thank you once again! If we all pray hard enough I'll get car number ten! It's God's will that I live like this With a little help from inheretence You know you'd do it if you could Anyone with half a brain knows that Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Greed is Good! Let's hear it, now! (The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good!) Buy it up, sell it up Better not be late on rent next month. Can't pay for groceries? Unemployment can help ye! (Unintelligible cowboy noises)
7.
D.F.A 02:40
Build one table, you're no carpenter But fuck one dog, and suddenly you're the dogfucker I don't fuck dogs I don't fuck dogs I don't fuck dogs It was only once! Everyone has done some weird shit But I'm the only one who never hears the end of it! I don't fuck dogs I don't fuck dogs I don't fuck dogs I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do It is not reality I'm not into beastiality I don't fuck dogs It was only once! It was only once! I'm the dog fucker! They call me dog fucker! I'm the dog fucker! Some call me dog fucker! Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I'm gonna fuck your puppy Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! Dogfucker! Uh, uh
8.
Dyed your hair when you were sixteen Developed an addiction to Instagram and nicotine Empty and alone inside This feeling you are taught to hide (ooh, ooh) You want attention online (ooh, ooh) So you play Riptide! Maybe, not the first one to do it So anxious, you'll lose it If you don't get attention from the song Fake friends fill your comment sections And SIMPs that you give erections But it all still feels wrong Living for other's approval Socially, that's a big pull But the self hate runs too deep. They love you for what you're providing But none of them care if you're dying Those narcissists won't lose sleep
9.
New suburban life Same suburban strife Over the counter addict Needing change quick I'm the garbage man I'll take you by the hand Your house is My last stop I'll be your dumpster, baby I'll be your garbage man Roll around in this trash now honey Take a step in my land No time for gloves don't have no antiseptics We will go where we please I can't believe that we found each other It's like a fevered Ny-Quil dream We'll live alone in the trash together That is, if you like We'll run the city as royalty Even if for one night I'm your garbage man Not a glamourous life I'll be your garbage man take me by the hand I'm your garbage man Not a glamourous life I'll be your garbage man I'm the garbage man
10.
Duh 03:37
She left me for her dealer, thought I was something Something I'm not But could I really blame her? Who would stick around A rug salesman? I sell rugs, all patterns Always spaced out, like I'm Saturn I sell rugs I sell rugs I sell rugs Off I-95! I make a decent living, and that's what life's All about Or that's what she told me, looking back now I wish I hadn't found out I felt wise, nothing I didn't know But looking back it's more idiot savant I sell rugs I sell rugs I still sell rugs I sell rugs I sell rugs Come buy my rugs Off I-95! I am a Rug salesman I am a Once young man I lived life for them Should've lived it for me Now I'm broke and alone And they're nowhere to see I sell rugs I sell rugs I sold rugs Off I-95! I sold rugs I sold rugs I wish I didn't sell those rugs Off I-95! (Aw shit, I was late, can I do that, like *just* that one part again?)
11.
See Ya! 10:39
I know a place where the grass is always green and I know a place where it's all how it seems and I know a world without any consequence and I know a world where this will all make sense Can you tell me something? Where is your head at Always too worried about the future and the present I know everything is too tough right now Only gets harder as the years count down So, goodbye! I won't see you again! My misery doesn't need any friends See ya, farewell, don't know if I had a good time But I sure as hell hope that you did!

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RECORDED AT TMI STUDIOS, PENNSYLVANIA. SL.AP'S GREATEST (citation needed) ALBUM THUS FAR. IF YOUR ASS ISN'T KICKED BY THE END OF THE ALBUM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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released October 31, 2020

All lyrics written by Sean Bandy, and all music written by Sean Bandy and Steven Neidert, except track four, with lyrics and music written by John Fogerty, and track 5, written by Sean Bandy and Chance Macariola. Portions of track seven written by Ian MacKaye and Tim Commerford, Zack de la Rocha, Tom Morello, and Brad Wilk. Portions of track eight written by Vance Joy. "Caddyshack" property of Orion Pictures and Warner Bros. "Wall Street" property of American Entertainment Partners Amercent Films and 20th Century Fox. All allusions and references to persons, real or fake, are for satirical purposes and not meant to cause any harm. Fuck Rob Schneider.

BAND LINE UP:

SEAN BANDY: Bass, Vocals, Backing Vocals, Ukulele
CHANCE MACARIOLA: Drums, Backing Vocals
STEVEN NEIDERT: Guitars (Electric and Acoustic), Backing Vocals
HAYDEN HARTRANFT: Tuba, Backing Vocals
BRADEN MULCAHY: Saxophone, Backing Vocals
AIDEN VARDY: Backing Vocals
TAYLOR ZEAGER: Backing Vocals

ALL MIXING, RECORDING, AND MASTERING DONE AT TMI STUDIOS BY TAYLOR ZEAGER with assistance from TJ DELICH

ALBUM ART: Gianna Backner, arranged by Sean Bandy



SPECIAL "THANK YOU"s TO

Too many to list here, but we'll try. Chance's parents who have to listen to all of our songs, repeatedly, before they're even close to good; Steven's parents, for supporting SL.AP and helping with our glorious cause, for forcing Steven's brothers to go to our shows, and for putting up with loud guitar at home; and Sean's parents, who have had to deal with him blasting Guttermouth, Lagwagon, and the B-52's for "inspiration", for toting around personage and gear, and are to blame for his music tastes and interests. Also to be mentioned is Matthew Bandy, who bought Sean his first guitar and is then directly at fault for SL.AP existing. The close family of the band members who have supported SL.AP's various music projects should also be mentioned before the riffraff too. Now, thanks also to the following: Hayden "Horselover" Hartranft, all the members of "Tucker, I'm Scared" (but they helped make the album so we're not gonna list them again), Wyatt Case from "Anime Titty Flesh Wound", Jordan Harnish, Wyatt Ferrington, Josiah Stoltzfus, Lexi McEvoy, Anya Ditzler, Michael Thornton, Anna Ruhl, Brayden Horton, Devin Andrusky, Krisn' Parmar (The Eternal Merch Boy), Harold Pentz, Maya Bowman, the Guys from Greenhouse Music Co, All Members of "Auxagon" including (not limited to) Brett Devlin, Chandler Eby, Kevin Gudala, ZEKE JONES, Braden Mulcahy and Khalid Brelvi. Auxagon is the first band to play a show supporting us, so mark that down in the history books. Another loud and resounding "THANK YOU" to the owners of Station One Center for the Arts for letting us use your facilities for an affordable price, to everyone who works at Drums Etc, making it very easy for us to find free venues to test out new songs, to the owners and workers at The Sandwich Factory for being so welcoming and open to us, to the employees and owners of Stoner Bar and Grill, for putting a little extra into making our shows at your venue good, and for inadvertently introducing us to Taylor Zeager, without whom this album wouldn't exist. Thank you to Albie Von Schaff, who is the person who turned SL.AP on to the Bad Brains and opened the doors into the making of their first listenable album. Finally, thank you again to the parents of all the members of SL.AP, for your unending support and help with everything. Dad, (Sean's), thank you for being my biggest fan and best advisor.

If we forgot you, sorry about that but like, what can you do? Neati beabs yea. You know we love you.

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THE 14th BEST BAND IN PENNSYLVANIA IS HERE! Their unforgettable sound and "witty" (source needed) lyrics merge to make a mess of music that is unlike any who came before them. With Steven Neidert on guitar, Joseph Favoroso on Drums, and Sean Bandy on bass and vocals, this group plays lightning fast, technically proficient, absurd punk rock. Bring your friends, cuz SL.AP has come to town! ... more

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