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A bookend to the themes of track two. Drugs are lame.

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She left me for her dealer, thought I was something
Something I'm not
But could I really blame her? Who would stick around
A rug salesman?

I sell rugs, all patterns
Always spaced out, like I'm Saturn
I sell rugs
I sell rugs
I sell rugs
Off I-95!

I make a decent living, and that's what life's
All about
Or that's what she told me, looking back now
I wish I hadn't found out

I felt wise, nothing I didn't know
But looking back it's more idiot savant
I sell rugs
I sell rugs
I still sell rugs

I sell rugs
I sell rugs
Come buy my rugs
Off I-95!

I am a
Rug salesman
I am a
Once young man
I lived life for them
Should've lived it for me
Now I'm broke and alone
And they're nowhere to see

I sell rugs
I sell rugs
I sold rugs
Off I-95!

I sold rugs
I sold rugs
I wish I didn't sell those rugs
Off I-95!

(Aw shit, I was late, can I do that, like *just* that one part again?)

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from I Think My Ex​-​Boyfriend Listens to​.​.​., released October 31, 2020
Lyrics by Sean Bandy, Music by SL.AP

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THE 14th BEST BAND IN PENNSYLVANIA IS HERE! Their unforgettable sound and "witty" (source needed) lyrics merge to make a mess of music that is unlike any who came before them. With Steven Neidert on guitar, Joseph Favoroso on Drums, and Sean Bandy on bass and vocals, this group plays lightning fast, technically proficient, absurd punk rock. Bring your friends, cuz SL.AP has come to town! ... more

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